College Football - How to Stay in the Top 10

We are only 4 weeks into the College football season and already there have been a bazillion upsets.  This past week, 3 top 10 teams went by the wayside.  Although, I have no idea how Miami jumped from virtually no ranking to number 9.  I know they beat some ranked teams but come on...  Ohio State blanked Toledo and we went DOWN in the rankings!  Figure that one out!

Anyway, here's my theory on how to stay in the Top 10:

1. Pretend that your team is as good as Florida because you have a cloned quarterback like Tim Tebow.  This guy is awesome and I can't stand Florida!  He took a pretty bad hit yesterday and has a concussion. Florida doesn't play next weekend so Tebow will be able to rest for two weeks.  It sure does seem that he has a higher power on his side!
2. Paint your field BLUE (like Boise State) or any other color than green.  Perhaps the Bucks could paint their field SCARLET or GRAY!
3. Hire a coach that just follows the money and doesn't have any particular loyalty to a team....say like Nick Saban (Mich State, LSU, Miami Dolphins and now Alabama).  
4. Don't belong to a division that gets an automatic bid to the BSC bowls -- ala, Cincinnati and Boise State, or have a really freaky team mascot -- TCU Horned Frogs!  Get out!
5. Don't play any unranked teams during September.  It's guaranteed that you'll lose and the bottom will drop out!

Ohio State is now ranked #9 and we travel to Indiana for a game on October 3.  Unfortunately, I was at the game where Indiana last beat us at their house...it had been 92 years since they had beaten the BUCKS at home!  Hopefully, it will be another 92 years and I won't be around.

Go BUCKS!  OH.....IO!